Here are a load of jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Only the good jokes were included for the CD. They were compiled by Marc Warne. If you have the time, try to read all of these - they are funny! Some of these jokes may be a bit rude and may offend you. If you get easily offended, don't read jokes from this section!

• The 12 days of Christmas
• Adam and Eve
• Adventure Game
• Airline quotes
• The 'BadTimes' virus
• Bible Sale
• Bill goes to a restaurant
• Bill Gates wealth index
• Blind
• Braille
• Washington Bullets
• Calling home
• Car crash
• Church bulletins
• The new priest
• ASCII Cows
• ASCII Cows 2
• Good news and bad news
• Engineering exam
• The Ultimate Final Exam
• Stop the genocide!
• Fart guts
• Standard UseNet bonehead reply form
• Bill Gates drives in top gear
• Food and Heaven
• Job Application
• Lab Experiment
• Lab Rabbits
• Foreign Signposts
• Angry Man
• Master
• Medical Institution
• Memorandum
• Microsoft buys Sun
• Mouseballs <sigh>
• MSIE4 is a virus
• Naive users
• Physics joke
• The pickle factory
• Potty training
• College
• The hacker test
• Winnie
• Bet you didn't know...
• The Rediculon
• Electric chair
• Rooster
• Rules of life
• How gullible are we?
• Sex change term
• Smilie faces
• What if 'Data' were MS compatable?
• Star Wars 'Pants'
• Stealth Fighter
• Star Trek cliffhanger
• Technical support people
• Testosterone
• Steady Settee theory
• Tips
• Tomagotchis and airports
• Trick or treat?
• UNIX error messages
• Unix daemons
• The UNIX guru's view of sex
• Urinal etiquette
• I'm fine
• Tech support call
• Wife
• Wife v 2.00
• When I'm cleaning windows
• Yesterday