Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: las@light-house.com (Laszlo Herczeg) Subject: Adventure Keywords: smirk, computers Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Wed, 23 Jul 97 19:30:01 EDT Lines: 20 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny:189 (an actual quote from the original Adventure game) As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears. Unable to pull your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you. The venom takes affect quickly causing your lips to turn plaid along with your complexion. You become dazed, and in your stupor you fall from the limbs of the tree. Snap! Your head falls off and rolls all over the ground. The instant before you croak, you hear the whoosh of a vacuum being filled by the air surrounding your head. Worse yet, the spider is suing you for damages. -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@clari.net (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@clari.net For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/