Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: [original] More problems for Uncle Bill Organization: Hack-Man's Hangout Reply-Path: humor@twc-online.com From: humor@twc-online.com (Otto "Hack-Man" Heuer) Keywords: topical, smirk, computers Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Fri, 17 Oct 97 12:20:03 EDT Lines: 17 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny:295 I saw this morning that Sun is suing MicroSoft for using Java without their permission. My immediate response was: "Bill would probably save money by buying Sun MicroSystems rather than going to court and having to give them lots of money. I can just see people opening their front door in the morning, picking up their newspaper from the step, seeing the headline 'MicroSoft buys Sun', and looking up in the sky at the big yellow sphere, thinking 'geez... I hope it doesn't crash'." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send us requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" We don't act as a joke server but the web pages at http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/ will let you search for jokes in our archives.