Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: terradan@pacifier.com (Terradan Landchild) Subject: angry man joke Keywords: chuckle, heard it, offense=lawyers Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!demon!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!nntp.news.xara.net!xara.net!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!newsfeed.wli.net!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.pbi.net!fugue.clari.net!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 19:30:00 PDT Lines: 27 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny:662 A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!" The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!" [A friend of mine (Bob Scott) left this on my telephone answering machine.] -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Send comments meant for the moderator to funny-request@netfunny.com. Jokes sent to this address will be ignored. For the full submission guidelines, see http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/asslawyer.html Administrative note: Regarding the recent joke "Fire when ready, Gridley", I commented that it was probably a fake. I've since been told that it is actually a true exchange of memos. Can't win for losing, I guess - ed.