Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: kend@gslxsrv1.rose.hp.com (Ken Duisenberg) Subject: Potty Training Keywords: smirk, true, original Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!feed1.news.erols.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Sun, 21 Sep 97 19:30:02 EDT Lines: 18 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny:259 My wife and I are beginning the process of potty training our almost two-year old daughter. Sometimes the sessions last a few minutes and to keep her occupied, we have a few small toys nearby. Of course, she can't help involving the toys in her new activity, and one night the following monolog occurred: "No honey, we don't put Piglet in the potty." "No honey, we don't put Tigger in the potty." "No h..., well, actually, you got that one right." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. The best of old postings from RHF are now also available in the new group rec.humor.funny.reruns. Unless you've been a loyal reader since '87 you may want to subscribe to that too, since RHF does only new material. The archives are also at http://comedy.clari.net/rhf